Not exactly the typical perpetual motion scenario
Guy: I don’t require energy to fellate a man.
Overheard Outside the Commons
by Warwick
Ph-ph-ph-physi-cal Ch-ch-chemis-try!
Professor: This stuff just gets stuck in your head, just like a bad Lady Gaga song.
Overheard in Lecture Hall 5
by Tyler
Why yes, I can. In fact, they’re already on!
Student (during the power outage): I was trying to get a snack, but the snack machines won’t work. Can you turn them on?
Overhead in Susquehanna
by ConfusedRA
I’m pretty sure that’s how the police figure it out anyway
Girl: You look like a serial killer.
Guy: Nu uh, serial killers don’t wear Calvin Klein.
Overheard in the Breezeway
by Tyler
Other times I weep AND drink!
Professor: Sometimes after this class I just go and weep.
Overheard in Sondheim
by Student2
To be fair, it was just the normal pre-lecture chitchat
Professor: I have never had somebody sleep through one of my penis talks. That’s amazing!
Overheard in Lecture Hall 1
by Me
What exactly WAS he expecting to get?
Guy 1: I asked for kiddie porn!
Guy 2: *noncommittal affirmative mumble*
Guy 1 (frustrated): And you gave me kiddie porn!
Overheard on Academic Row
by thinks this is illegal
This sheds so much light on the US economy
Student: It’s accounting, it’s a lot different than math.
Overheard in Academic IV
by Peace
Well then I just can’t help you.
Girl (in front of door, looking outside, frustrated): How do I get out of this place?!
Guy: The door?
Girl: No, I want to go outside…
Overheard in the Engineering Building
by Anonymous
I like mine with extra penicillin personally
Girl: You know, cranberry juice has a lot of antibiotics in it…
Overheard in the Dining Hall
by Oliver